THE SAVIOR AND THE WHORE (vella)
Episode 1
Now, most of you think that you know my story, but you don’t! You only know the stories told to you by Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John… maybe a few others after other scrolls were found, but not my version.
I mean, who would you rather hear my story from?.. me, or a bunch of drunken evangelists that let me get crucified? THAT S**T HURTS! It took me three days to rehydrate enough to roll that heavy-ass boulder out of my way, so I could exit that cave full of dead, rotten bodies. Thankfully, two of my angelic buds came down to help me out.
Am I offending you sensitive ‘SNOW-Flakes’ telling my version of the story?!
Well, welcome to the new era people… it’s time to appreciate what time you have left, because I AM RETURNING SOON, and none of you sons-a-b***hes knoweth the hour, because, na-na-na-na-na,…